Debut promo

*Turns on camera and wipes twinkie cream off of it*
Hey-yo, I am The Giant. I am the savior of this fed....uhh.....umm......fuck what was it called...uhh....SWA!! Yes, that sounds right!!! I am the savior of SWA!! So yes, if you didn't know, I am, like, excuse me for one second...*Eats twinkie* but....uhhh...where was I... *Farts loudly* Tehee!! But yes, I am here to save SWA, and furthermore, I have the best agility, best moveset, best everything, hotter girlfriend, and hotter body than all of you. So yeah, goodbye.
*eats camera*

10/10

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