The Orgasm that shook the world

*Steve is standing behind a random high school. He's leaning against the wall and keeps on checking his surroundings. He has his hands in his pockets and he approaches any kids(mostly the cool kids) if they wanna buy drugs off him. Well Steve got board so he goes back to his run down apartment and pulls out a razor blade to evenly line up a perfect line of sugar for his bowl of cereal. Steve is wearing torn blue jeans and a wife beater and his hair is a mess.*

They said I had to go to rehab and I said you are a hoe hoe hoe. I know that isn't a nice way to talk to my mother but that cunt can rot in hell. While Im not jacking off to bestiality porn Im selling drugs to the brain washed sheep that attend school. These kids are being indoctrinated by the man so they can go to college and become puppets in society. Nothing is more torture than not being able to find work in the e-fed business. Well that and that one time i got poison ivy on my hands then I masturbated for 3 hours non stop. That was not pleasant. I don't claim to be a role model. But dammit I should be. I am irresistible. When women see me a tsunami hits them in their pants. I look at the world today and I wonder what it is becoming. I see constant violence in the middle east which is irrelevant to me so I really don't give a damn. I think the biggest problem in this world is we don't get enough fiber in our diets. The biggest problem is that Steve has been shunned by E-fed organizations for nearly a year. Not one phone call from a promotion. People think I am washed up. People think I have behavioral issues. Well I say fuck them. There is also that unproven incident where I tried molesting another male wrestler in the showers. BUT IT'S UNPROVEN. Speaking of proven. I got something to prove here at Sensational Wrestling Association. An up and coming e-fed that desperately needs a recognizable and successful icon like myself. People envy my chest pubes. They love my big puffy nipples. They love my pale white skin and my tight speedo riding up my ass crack. This E-fed needs to be turned upside down and I can't do it alone. I need to call in back up. But who..... Of course TLA. The lovable adorable little Mexican. Together we will spread our seed throughout the locker room. We will be unstoppable like Casey Anthony's parenting skills.